The Appropriate Ways to Wear Spandex Swimsuits

 

I love my spandex swimsuits so much that I never take them off. Well, I do take them off in order to change into clean ones. I’m not one of those weirdoes that spend all their time wearing the same thing for days at a time. I just happen to have quite a few designs in my closet that I can change into that make things easier on me. I have also found that wearing them under my clothes makes it a lot easier to have them on while I am working. You may think I am kidding but I actually tried going to work in them once without any other clothes.

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My boss thought I had lost my mind when I showed up wearing my men’s spandex swimsuits to the office without anything over them. In fact, I almost ended up getting myself fired because of that. Thankfully, my boss called me into his office and told me that he also had a thing for spandex swimwear and that he would let me go with a warning. I just had to go home and put some regular clothes on over them first.

If you love spandex swimsuits as much as I do, you can understand why I would do something like that. You know you have wanted to try to get away with wearing your spandex out in the open before even when you knew you shouldn’t. The thought crossed your mind that it would be perfectly acceptable and most people wouldn’t even notice that you were wearing them. But I can assure you that they will notice it and you will probably get into some kind of trouble with someone throughout the day. So wear them under your clothing and enjoy the fact that you have a hidden secret from the rest of the world. That is what has kept me so happy when I had to wear clothes over mine. At least I didn’t try this little stunt in a place that would keep me from ever having a romantic partner.