I have seen a lot of great men’s spandex swimsuits over the last few years, but the ones that I saw the other week are probably the sexiest ever created. In fact, I doubt that they were made by anyone at all. Rather, they simply came into existence because someone out there willed them to be the sexiest ever. At least that is the only way I could think of them being here. I know I couldn’t have ever come up with the basic design behind those things on my own. Whoever designed them had to be some kind of a genius in my book.
I wanted to go up to the person wearing those spandex swimsuits and ask them where they got them because I was ready to hand over money right there and then for them. I even had the brief notion pass through my mind of waiting for them in a dark alley way and smacking them over the head so that I could take them from them. Naturally, that thought passed quickly and I would never do anything like that, but it was still there in my mind.
I was too embarrassed to ask them about their spandex swimsuits and thought I might be able to find them online, but that didn’t work out too well, either. I had no idea what they were called and trying to describe them in a search engine brought back thousands of results that had nothing to do with spandex or swimsuits. So I will have to wait until I see them again and hope that I have the courage to ask them next time. Until then, I will have to settle with dreaming about them every single night. I know that isn’t going to last very long, but it is one way for me to get to wear them without actually having them around.