Anyone that tells you wearing spandex swimsuits is wrong has no idea what they are talking about. I have one of these friends in my life and he annoys the piss out of me. I get that he doesn’t understand what it is like to have something this sexy and comfortable on his body but he doesn’t have to constantly berate me because I do. I keep telling him that he can’t argue his point from ignorance and that he should really try a spandex design on so that he can see things from both sides but he refuses.
I have even tried to get him to bet me on things so that when he lost the bet he would have to wear spandex swimsuits for a week. Once I tell him the conditions of the bet and what he has to do though he refuses to go through with it. I really want him to try some of my swimwear on but I haven’t figured out a way of getting that to happen just yet. I have even thought, briefly, about getting him passed out drunk and putting it on for him but I know that wouldn’t go over very well.
People like this have no idea how great it is to stroll down the beach in sexy spandex swimsuits just enjoying their day. He always thinks that there is something sexual about wearing something like this and often refers to me as the ”pervert in spandex” whenever we decide to go to the beach. It’s really funny because he won’t even walk next to me when we do go out. It would probably blow his mind completely if he knew that I wear my spandex as underwear too. Every time he sees me I am wearing my spandex designs and all I want to do is drop my pants to watch his eyes bug out of his head.