If you think wearing men’s spandex swimsuits is the downfall of humanity, then there is something wrong with you in my opinion. I was walking around on the beach the other day, my own slice of private beach I might add, when some jackass comes up to me and insists that I go home and …
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Spandex Swimsuits That Feel Like Nothing at All
A lot of spandex men’s swimsuits feel like you aren’t actually wearing anything at all once you get used to them. I always have that dreaded moment when I have to look down suddenly because I feel like I had forgotten to put my swimwear on. This usually happens after I have been on …
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Searching for the New Spandex Swimsuits
I have heard a lot about these spandex men’s swimsuits but haven’t gotten the chance to see anyone wearing them around here. I live in a rather small farming town so I am pretty sure that none of the farmers out here are going to be walking down Main Street in their spandex any …
The Appropriate Ways to Wear Spandex Swimsuits
I love my spandex swimsuits so much that I never take them off. Well, I do take them off in order to change into clean ones. I’m not one of those weirdoes that spend all their time wearing the same thing for days at a time. I just happen to have quite a few …
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Secretly Wearing Spandex Swimsuits
I love wearing spandex swimsuits even though I have nowhere to actually take them. I live in a place that doesn’t have a beach anywhere near by or even a park that I can hang out in, for that matter. I have worn them out in the backyard a few times in order to …
Spandex Swimsuits without Offense
I have seen a thousand different spandex swimsuits over the years and each one of them has left me wondering what it would be like to wear them. I know that there are some that I will never be able to pull off like some guys can, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t …
Spandex Swimsuits on the Mountain
I want to be able to wear spandex swimsuits all the time, but living in the mountains makes that almost impossible. We only get about three months of weather where there isn’t any snow on the ground and, even then, it still doesn’t get all that warm outside. I have to settle for wearing …
Spandex Swimsuits to Feel Good In
It used to be almost impossible to find good men’s spandex swimsuits in my area. In fact, there wasn’t a single store within 50 miles that sold anything remotely considered to be spandex. But the popularity of the internet has brought that all to a moot point. I can click a few links online and …
The Spandex Swimsuits Craze
Wearing spandex swimsuits is the newest craze to sweep my local beach, lately. I find it funny that the same people that were making fun of me wearing spandex are now out there walking around in the skimpiest designs I have ever seen. Of course I don’t blame them for what they have done …
Finding Happiness with Spandex Swimsuits
If you haven’t seen the new spandex swimsuits that are available, then you have been missing out on a lot. Actually, I question whether or not you have been living in some dark cave somewhere if you haven’t seen even one of them. I can’t seem to walk down a beach for more than …